DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.
now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily
*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage
im sorry but i only listen to real music
Only B.C. kids remember this
me trying to flirt with a nerd
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
I slept almost all day but almost is never enough
I hate bad jokes unless I make them
tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN
ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”